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Wait: Even in politics, 2010 was the year of zombies?
Sure, the hot new wonky tome "Zombie Economics" tells how "dead" economic theories walk among us to shape our paychecks, and sure, zombies lumber out of our TVs almost no matter what channel we click to, and sure, my fellow fantasy prose-slingers are flinging new novels about the undead at the dust of Stephen King and George Romero, but zombies as a metaphor for 2010's politics?
Come on!
What happened to vampires?
Vampires are a great political metaphor! Bloodsuckers. Say no more.
zombiesNot President Obama, who rode into the post-election zombie -- I mean, "lame duck" -- Congress with hordes of RIPS (Ratified Important Political Speakers) proclaiming his shellacking, only to have him then ride out for Hawaii with a couple new notches carved on his gun and a gotchya grin.
Not Sarah Palin, by golly, who's still gotchya wonderin' what the heck kind of creature she is as her cash registers ring and her poll numbers exist.
Not members of Congress who -- except for a few survivors -- either got re-elected in An Election That Meant Something Profound or lost that job only to be miraculously reborn as escorts servicing our corridors of power for whoever has the right kind of dollars.
So if 2010's politics are about zombies, then who must they be?
Are "they" -- us?
You can see where that scary idea comes from: We're all slouching through this gray December with our hands thrust into our pockets, headed over the horizon called 2011, shuffling past 2010's stack of days. Or daze.
We walked through Wall Street's rubble and what's been made afterward with wheelbarrows full of taxpayers dollars and the assurance that we had no other choice, the promise that things will get better, that the bulls & bears "on the street" and in the banks will play nice, will play fair, won't savage us -- again.
We walked the shoreline of our Gulf slick with blood and oil, where the promise had been that that would never happen, or now won't happen again, or is what we must do to fuel our high-octane lives. We walked past a caved-in coal mine in West Virginia where the cost of 29 dead contains a promise of that's just the way it's always been, walked past new armies of giant Don Quixote windmills on our Great Plains that spin promises of clean energy for America with the cash profits spun mostly to foreign companies.
We walked through our local grocery stores where clerks frantically pulled half a billion eggs off the shelves in a salmonella outbreak that was but one of 2010's dangerous food incidents, which killed some of us and catalyzed a compromise victory in the 20-year big-bucks political fight in Congress to overhaul food safety standards set in 1938.
And walked past the Politics Daily report revealing the politics behind our government list of toxins, which nonetheless are allowed seemingly wherever we are and whatever we're doing, toxins that are likely to contribute to learning disabilities such as autism.
We walked alongside shouting hordes of our fellow citizens from every partisan group, watched some self-labeled champions of ordinary real Americans become in a blink bankrolled by billionaires. We watched both parties become cannibals -- not quite like zombies, but . . .
But by our own choice we walked past our old politics -- when a senator would not be re-elected after embracing prostitution and a financial-scandal-tainted congressman would join such a colleague in disgrace instead of returning triumphant to D.C. Yes, back to our center of democracy, where, as The Washington Post revealed the day after Christmas, 35 congressmen and senators on a committee writing rules this past June for the financial industry "in the wake of its 2008 meltdown," collected "$440,000 in donations from that same industry, which was then lobbying heavily for looser rules."
And as we walked past that, we heard all the players use a needle they called bipartisanship to tattoo new battle lines on the flesh of our politics.
Sadly, some of our soldiers who walked the sand of Afghanistan and Iraq left their lives in those boot prints, even though, as Politics Daily's David Wood reported, "Nine years since U.S. forces struck into Afghanistan to destroy the 9/11 terrorists, almost all of the war's objectives remain unreached," and in Iraq, the data and the dead keep piling up.
Meanwhile, wiser heads than ours are proclaiming the worst of these economic times are over, but most of us are walking down streets where signs read FORECLOSURE. Many of us feel like just continuing to walk might be the best we can do right now.
All those punched-out promises we walk past.
No wonder the new album from my generation's Great American Author, Bruce Springsteen, is "The Promise": "And when the promise was broken, I cashed in a few of my dreams."
Been there, done that, adios 2010.
That year, we walked past the news of who died, whether it was someone we knew since second grade but they didn't merit even a single line of an obituary on some newspaper page blowing down the street, or whether they were some headline star of whom we could say, "Hey, I know who that is!" People like Lena Horne, Tony Curtis, Lynn Redgrave, J.D. Salinger, Lucille Clifton, Alex Chilton, or Dennis Hopper, the madman of movies that most American baby boomers define themselves against, from "Rebel Without a Cause" to "Giant" to "Easy Rider" to "Apocalypse Now" to "Hoosiers" to (gulp) "Blue Velvet."
And still we walked on through 2010.
But in 2011 we'll walk on -- with open eyes and scared hearts, because we are not zombies.
We refuse to be just the undead that some in politics wish we were. We refuse. We are the alive.
We're not a slouching horde. We may not agree on why or how we're doing, but what we all want is a better life. If we look around and really see this movie we're in, we'll know we're all in it together, and wherever we're going, we're the ones who've gotta get us there. And we know on that scrap of a newspaper blowing down a nowhere street, what's written on the other side of the obituaries page are the birth notices of children named Maria and grandchildren named Desmond.
We are not zombies. We're human beings. Walking toward our brave tomorrow. Not for nothing, we're Americans. We were born to promise.
Promises still light our eyes. Because we know some promises are kept. We know that our hands create politics' promises. And we know there is nothing more wondrously powerful than our own promise to be true.

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zebra365

We are the zombie nation with troops guarding every border in the world but our own.

The zombies are everyone who wants money without working for it, from the disability cheat to Lloyd Blankfein of Goldman Sachs to all of the politicians who work for him.

We are entering the final phase of all great nations, the phase where wealth redistribution takes precedence over wealth creation.

The politicians promise something for nothing and the zombies lap it up. The only difference between the two main parties is that they disagree on how to spend your money. There is no consideration that you should have first claim on that money that you earned.

The CEO of Intel said he would manufacture overseas because America hates business. It's the regulations, not the high wages of American workers. Too many bureaucratic zombies to feed here, bye, bye.

January 12 2011 at 11:54 PM Report abuse +2 rate up rate down Reply
hrhsheeba

all the "reporters" who have to tease-mock the betchya's and by gollies please realize that the whole northern tier of our nation- scandinavian immigrants and descendants, thinking it's making Palin sound like a hick of some type realize that while the dakota's aren't heavily populated, aren't ignorant hicks. It pains me to include MN because they've been behaving badly for years but we are'nt ( again with the exception of MN) festering in the low end of the tide pool. Oofda, ya's, don'cha also flows over the silver tongues of these people that are nothing but wholesome, honest, filled with integrity, hardworking people who don't need flash and that's why we as a people are successful. We are polite enough that you don't realize how we roll our eyes about your lack of life experience-like really, totally, or "No Starbucks?"

January 11 2011 at 12:04 AM Report abuse +1 rate up rate down Reply
SandhillsRider

It looks like big oil saw the Bush tax cuts extended and decided they would raise the price of gas so the taxpayers would end up giving the money to them instead of the govt.

January 05 2011 at 6:31 PM Report abuse +2 rate up rate down Reply
theschleif

Very nice Mr. grady but until the main stream media is willing to devolpe the back bone to report how our govenment has been completely sold out to the monied intersts of this country at the comple expense of the ordinary citizen (which they never will becaus they are partof those monied interests) It's not that we're zombies it's that no one is willing to give the people the real facts

January 01 2011 at 9:38 PM Report abuse +9 rate up rate down Reply
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smapplebee

Main stream media lacks the guts to report the news. Instead, we are fed opinions slanted toward their political beliefs.

January 03 2011 at 12:50 PM Report abuse +6 rate up rate down Reply
flak4af

Then there were the elected Zombies who signed flawed legislation without even reading it, at the direction of their manipulators, Pelosi and Reed.

January 01 2011 at 2:57 PM Report abuse +15 rate up rate down Reply
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Dave

You mean just like the elected Zombies who signed flawed legislation without even reading it (the so-called "Patriot Act"?), at the direction of their manipulators, Bush and Cheney?

January 11 2011 at 4:40 PM Report abuse +1 rate up rate down Reply
pgbrooke

From my perspective, the Tea Party embodied the zombieness of the year. These angry folks embraced extremist candidates (O'Donnell, Buck, Miller, Angle, et al)without giving any thought who these candidates were, what they represented or whether they were even remotely qualified.

January 01 2011 at 12:13 PM Report abuse -10 rate up rate down Reply
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mustangdad2000

No, the Tea Party folks are not "angry folks". They are simply the typical American who has finally reached their limits on tolerating the leftist-socialist-communist types legislating great damage to this nation. They intend to return the country to our conservative roots and American values.
We can now start by defunding the obamascare bill, banning the DADT ban, greatly reducing then eliminating needless, dangerous government entities such as the "education" dept, the "Energy" department, the EPA, etc, and get tough with abuse and misuse of so-called "entitlement" programs such as cash payments and food stamps ... used to pay drug dealers, etc.
As to your aspersions against some of the conservative candidates, if you could forget the media attacks by desperate Democrats and their captive media outlets you would realize that most of them were more qualified to hold office than the leftist they were trying to replace.

January 01 2011 at 1:26 PM Report abuse +8 rate up rate down Reply
conservgirl8

When you have a government moving from opportunity to outcome and forcing people to be equal, you get zombie mentality. That self motivating force we use to have has been stripped from us because outcome has been made more important. It is no longer acceptable to want more for yourself, in fact you are ridiculed if you do have ambition. We've been led to believe that being wealthy is not good for us as it makes us selfish and leaving behind those who can't or don't have the forsight to get it for themselves. We must all be the same. Peasants and zombies, that is what we have been led to by our wonderful, wonderful liberal government. I'm glad I'm old enough to remember what it was to work my head off, learn everything I could and go after what I wanted and succeed at doing it. I feel sorry for the young in this country as they will be educated and working, only, to pay off debt heaped on them by this government. No wonder there is no incentive for them to fight their way through this phony, baloney belief that if you give what you earn to those who don't, you are worthy. What a crock.

January 01 2011 at 11:35 AM Report abuse +12 rate up rate down Reply
candalou2

I saw all of this comeing as early 2007 and gas pricrs will do it again

January 01 2011 at 10:26 AM Report abuse +17 rate up rate down Reply
candalou2

I will add to the story above the average Citizen lost big time in 2010 many of us are receiving a smaller check begining 2009 through 201i and prices continue to rise so most of us have less buying power and gas prices will bring us all down again

January 01 2011 at 10:21 AM Report abuse +18 rate up rate down Reply
rhuntchicago

I didn't see the stoplight camera problems. Fines have begun to ruin
many people's budgets. Big brother run amuck...also how bills are sold
behind closed doors, so John Q. Public is left holding the bag. Corrupt
poloitical deals were @ the core of the congress being changed in more
% points in history...these are lost in this years review

January 01 2011 at 8:12 AM Report abuse +20 rate up rate down Reply

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