Glen Shaffer

Jesus Retires From Department of Defense

Ever since George W. Bush left office, we've been noticing a dearth of tactical weapons experts at the Pentagon. For much of Bush's eight years, we were treated to war savants like Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, his "special" assistant Douglas Feith and Iraq War architect Paul Wolfowitz-- all of whom have presumably gone on to bigger and better things.But the greatest loss at Defense has to be Bush's personal favorite military tactician, Jesus Christ. Whether he was healing the sick, feeding the hungry or crafting the "shock and awe" strategy with Air Force Maj. Gen. Glen Shaffer, the Son ...

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