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Published: 07/29/08

McCain Heroically Opposes Gay Adoption

By  Tommy Christopher - Politics Daily
McCain Heroically Opposes Gay Adoption

John McCain has tiptoed around the issue of gay adoption enough this month, but he's finally taken a mighty, manly stand against these pantywaist kids, littering our orphanages, driving the other waifs mad with their constant warbling of showtunes. Excuse me...(hand to earpiece)...oh, the parents...got it. John McCain is right to keep our orphan population out of the hands of the gays. We were all shocked when his spokesperson said this earlier this month: However, as an adoptive father himself...he recognizes that there are many abandoned children who have yet to find homes. McCain believes ...

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Published: 07/20/08

Videos of the Week - PUMA Powered Edition

By  Tommy Christopher - Politics Daily
Videos of the Week - PUMA Powered Edition

Welcome to an all-new Videos of the Week. I've been writing about PUMA all week (click here if you missed it), so it seemed natural to dedicate this week's VOTW to the passionate former Clinton supporters, and their wayward sister, The Anti PUMA.This is a surprisingly rich topic, but I also saved room for some new hilarity from Barely Political, more McCain madness, The Onion gets in on the values voter issue, and an outbreak of substance on The View.First up is a clip of a PUMA rally in San Francisco. I'm sure you would agree, aside from badly needing some chanting lessons, the PUMAs put on a ...

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Published: 07/17/08

McCain in Bad Shape Over Ape Rape Jape

By  Tommy Christopher - Politics Daily
McCain in Bad Shape Over Ape Rape Jape

Last night, I posted a piece about John McCain's latest brush with women's issues, but I just missed out on including this vile tidbit. The Nation reports that John McCain might not be all that sensitive to the ladies:According to the Tucson Citizen, here's what McCain, then a two-term Congressman from Mesa, said during his run for the Senate: Did you hear the one about the woman who is attacked on the street by a gorilla, beaten senseless, raped repeatedly and left to die? When she finally regains consciousness and tries to speak, her doctor leans over to hear her sigh contently and to feebly ...

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Published: 07/16/08

McCain Needs Women to Achieve Election

By  Tommy Christopher - Politics Daily
McCain Needs Women to Achieve Election

In case you missed it, John McCain had a...um... hard time answering a question earlier this week about the nexus of Viagra and birth control. A reporter asked him why he had voted against legislation that would have required companies that cover Viagra to also cover birth control, and McCain was unable to respond. The reporter told him it was "no big deal," and was sure that "this never happens" to him. Now, it seems that Planned Parenthood is still looking for McCain to deliver, as they take a swing at the Republican nominee in a new ad. From Politico: The ad uses McCain's evident discomfort ...

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Published: 07/11/08

Hispanics Are People Too

By  Tommy Christopher - Politics Daily
Hispanics Are People Too

Update: I can't believe it, either, but here I am in agreement with Captain Ed: This is a monumentally stupid ad. It spends a full minute saying nothing about the issue it supposedly addresses, and it insults the intelligence of the people whom McCain is trying to woo. And I'm someone who has a little more sympathy for McCain's efforts on immigration than most on the Right. Take two big steps backward, Senator McCain. John McCain has released a new campaign ad, entitled, "God's Children," that seems to be stating something so obvious, you have to wonder why it needed to be said at all. Via ...

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Published: 07/9/08

McCain's Plagiarized Slogan Another Misstep

By  Tommy Christopher - Politics Daily
McCain's Plagiarized Slogan Another Misstep

As I reported yesterday, the re-launch of John McCain's campaign is sputtering in its berth, due to a number of miscalculations. The latest of these harks back to a popular gaffe game from the primaries, the subject of plagiarism. McCain introduced a new slogan yesterday in his "love" ad, but as Andrew Sullivan points out (via the UK Telegraph), the mantra is far from fresh: The first work produced for the party was a television broadcast devised by Charles, in which images of everyday Britain were run in reverse. The dramatic sequence was concluded with Michael Heseltine uttering the slogan: ...

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Published: 07/8/08

McCain Shake-Up Off to Shaky Start

By  Tommy Christopher - Politics Daily
McCain Shake-Up Off to Shaky Start

I touched on this earlier, but the evidence is starting to pile up that when John McCain shook up his campaign last week, he didn't shake hard enough. Even in a turtle-orgy-slow news cycle, McCain is managing to do damage to himself through inept campaigning, while failing to leave a scratch on opponent Barack Obama. The biggest disaster, from a campaign standpoint, is McCain's sloppy and poorly-received new economic plan, but the latest is a complete dismantling of McCain's most recent Spanish-language radio ad by Factcheck.org: McCain's new radio ad, in Spanish, aims to show Florida would ...

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Published: 07/7/08

John McCain's Magical Economic Plan

By  Tommy Christopher - Politics Daily
John McCain's Magical Economic Plan

Update: 3:30 pm - I'm waiting to get on a McCain conference call right now. I'm not sure I'll report on it, that depends on several factors, but I was really amused by who they have on the call: PRESS CONFERENCE CALLWHO: Meg Whitman, former President and CEO, eBay Inc. Doug Holtz-Eakin, Senior Policy Adviser, John McCain 2008 So, We're going to balance the budget selling old copies of MAD magazine and Star Wars dolls? Update: 3:47 pm They took 3 questions. None of them were about Ebay. One of them was whether the McCain campaign would be releasing hard numbers to back up their claim of ...

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Published: 06/26/08

Barack Obama: International Man of Mystery

By  Tommy Christopher - Politics Daily
Barack Obama: International Man of Mystery

John McCain unveiled a one-two punch of political theater this week that finally gelled, for me, the Republicans' central narrative for this election: America is embroiled in a bad spy flick. First, there was McCain's new ad, "Dr. No" (more on that later), and then his unveiling of the portentously monikered "Lexington Project." Immediately, I thought, "What is that, some kind of weather control device? A moonbase from which to launch covert attacks? Some sort of (air quotes) 'laser?'" It also put me in mind of the GOP's "24"- style FISA scare ad, and all of the nutso smears against Barack ...

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Published: 06/17/08

McCain Advisers: Dumb or Dishonest?

By  Tommy Christopher - Politics Daily
McCain Advisers: Dumb or Dishonest?

Update: Former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani chimes in at the end of the story. The latest round of dueling campaign emails and conference calls between Senator Barack Obama and Senator John McCain centers on a statement by Barack Obama: (via e-mail from McCain's Press Office) Barack Obama: "And, you know, let's take the example of Guantanamo. What we know is that, in previous terrorist attacks -- for example, the first attack against the World Trade Center, we were able to arrest those responsible, put them on trial. They are currently in U.S. prisons, incapacitated. And the fact that the ...

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