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Sasquatch No Match For Palin

Apparently, you can make this stuff up.The Weekly World News is reporting that, shortly before her nomination as GOP Vice Presidential candidate, Alaska Governor Sarah Palin successfully completed an aerial assault on Bigfoot:A government helicopter was seen flying low over the Chugach National Park with what witnesses described as "a sexy librarian shooting out the side." Employees at a local bait shop report seeing a similar woman only hours before carrying an infant in a camouflage Baby Bjorn. The Bigfoot, or Sasquatch as it is known in scientific circles, was found dead on the outskirts of ...

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