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Published: 03/22/11

Cops: Drunken Driver Crashed While 'Sexting' Behind the Wheel

By  Ben Muessig - AOL News
Cops: Drunken Driver Crashed While 'Sexting' Behind the Wheel

Before he got behind the wheel, this accused drunken driver should have handed over his keys -- and his cellphone. Pasco County Sheriff's Office deputies say Phernando Cuello was driving drunk and "sexting" when he lost control of his vehicle and crashed near New Port Richey early Sunday. Cuello initially told investigators that somebody "cut him off," before revealing he actually crashed because he was sending raunchy text messages to his girlfriend, according to police reports obtained by the St. Petersburg Times. ...

Published: 03/15/11

Maryland DUI Suspect Drives Truck Onto Police Cruiser

By  Steven Hoffer - AOL News
Maryland DUI Suspect Drives Truck Onto Police Cruiser

Just because you have an off-road vehicle doesn't mean you hold a license to drive wherever you please. Witnesses told police that Brian Head, a 26-year-old from Maryland, found himself a bit stranded early Sunday morning after a bar fight turned into a car chase that left him -- and his pickup truck -- perched on the hood of an unmarked police car. Head allegedly took the wheel of his Ford F-250 intending to pursue someone he had just been in an argument with at a tavern when he collided with his adversary's Volkswagen, MSNBC reports. ...

Published: 03/4/11

DUI Suspect: I Was Driving Erratically Because I Was Receiving Oral Sex

By  Ben Muessig - AOL News
DUI Suspect: I Was Driving Erratically Because I Was Receiving Oral Sex

When Jason Kircher was pulled over, his car wasn't being serviced -- he was. Police in Kentucky have charged a Louisville man with careless driving, speeding and driving while intoxicated after the motorist told police his reckless behavior on the road was caused by some explicit behavior in the front seat. Louisville Metro Corrections If driving drunk is risky, then driving while receiving oral sex is risque. Jason Kircher was arrested after claiming he was receiving oral sex while behind the wheel, police say. When an officer asked Kircher why he was speeding and driving ...

Published: 02/25/11

Former MADD Head Charged With Drunken Driving

By  Ben Muessig - AOL News
Former MADD Head Charged With Drunken Driving

Do as I say, not as I DUI. Police arrested the former president of a Gainesville, Fla., chapter of Mothers Against Drunk Driving on Feb. 18, charging her with driving under the influence. Officers pulled over Debra Oberlin, 48, at around 1:10 a.m. after seeing her vehicle veer across lanes of traffic, according to The Gainesville Sun. ...

Published: 02/11/11

Bloomberg Apologizes for Crack About 'Inebriated' Irish

By  Mara Gay - AOL News
Bloomberg Apologizes for Crack About 'Inebriated' Irish

New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg has apologized for remarks he made to an Irish-American group stereotyping drunken celebrations on St. Patrick's Day. The mayor, addressing the American Irish Historical Society on Wednesday, quipped that he lives nearby the society offices and is used to seeing inebriated people spilling out of the Manhattan building on St. Patrick's Day. "Normally when I walk by this building there are a bunch of people that are totally inebriated hanging out the window waving," Bloomberg said. "I know, that's a stereotype of the Irish," he went on, as members of the ...

Published: 01/14/11

Pantless Man Allegedly Asks Drive-Thru Worker to Hold His 'Whopper'

By  Ben Muessig - AOL News
Pantless Man Allegedly Asks Drive-Thru Worker to Hold His 'Whopper'

Would you like some indecent exposure with that? Cops in Colorado say a pantless 52-year-old exposed his genitals to an employee at a Burger King and asked her if she would hold his "whopper." Longmont Police say Richard Troupe was driving drunk when he pulled up to the fast-food eatery and pulled down his pants at around 3:30 a.m.on Jan. 4, according to KDVR.com. ...

Published: 11/30/10

Grannies Learn to Love 'Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer'

By  Monica Garske - AOL News
Grannies Learn to Love 'Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer'

(Nov. 30) -- That wacky Christmas ditty "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" may be a song about a sweet old granny's untimely death, but believe it or not, some grandmas actually dig the dig. Dr. Elmo Shropshire, singer of the catchy 1979 novelty tune, told AOL News that after 31 years of holiday airplay, it seems grandmothers have finally taken a liking to his silly song. "Grandmas actually love it. I've heard from many over the years who've bought the CD for their grand-kids. If anyone hates the song or is offended by it, it's usually the grandma's offspring, like middle-aged adults. ...

Published: 10/26/10

Charlie Sheen 'Drunk and Naked' in NY Plaza Hotel: Twitter's Take

By  J. Richard - AOL News
Charlie Sheen 'Drunk and Naked' in NY Plaza Hotel: Twitter's Take

(Oct. 26) -- After reportedly suffering an allergic reaction to some medication, a drunken and naked Charlie Sheen was apprehended by New York authorities at the Plaza Hotel around 2 a.m. today after allegedly trashing the suite he was reportedly sharing with a prostitute he believed had stolen his wallet. According to RadarOnline.com, Sheen had been doing cocaine for several days, though a rep for the star said it was just an allergic reaction to some medication. Luckily for the wayward "Two and a Half Men" star, police let him choose between jail time and treatment at a New York hospital, ...

Published: 09/22/10

British Man Jailed for Microwaving Pet Hamster

By  Hugh Collins - AOL News
British Man Jailed for Microwaving Pet Hamster

(Sept. 22) -- A British man was sentenced to nine weeks in jail for drunkenly microwaving his pet hamster. The pet was found in a garbage bin outside the house of Anthony Parker of Hartlepool in northeast England. The animal's lips were burnt off and the eyes opaque. PA Anthony Parker, 29, arrives at Hartlepool Magistrates Court. The unemployed construction worker has been banned from keeping animals for five years after microwaving his pet hamster. A post-mortem examination indicated that it died from microwave radiation, The Daily Record said. Parker, 29, an unemployed ...

Published: 09/2/10

New Twist in Drunken Art World Mystery

By  Ben Muessig - AOL News
New Twist in Drunken Art World Mystery

(Sept. 2) -- It's never as simple as blaming the drunk guy. The mysterious story about the disappearance of a Jean-Baptiste-Camille Corot painting took a strange new turn today when the criminal past of one of the painting's owners was revealed. Earlier this week, Kristyn Trudgeon, part owner of the Corot masterpiece "Portrait of a Girl," filed a lawsuit against art courier James Haggerty, who allegedly got drunk in a hotel bar and lost the $1.35 million painting in July. The Granger Collection "Portrait of a Girl" by Jean-Baptiste-Camille Corot, worth $1.35 million, was reportedly lost by ...

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