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Published: 02/14/11

Erotic Pasta Aims to Spice Up Valentine's Day

By  Monica Garske - AOL News
Erotic Pasta Aims to Spice Up Valentine's Day

It's no secret that chocolate, strawberries and Champagne are potent aphrodisiacs, but what about pasta? Better yet, what if that pasta is shaped like a phallus? For several years, an erotic edible known simply as Penis Pasta has been on the market. It's just what it sounds like: little penis-shaped noodles in a ready-to-make box, ideal for a laugh at rowdy bachelorette parties. Though Penis Pasta has been around for a while, the kinky carbs recently got a boost in sales online. Chris Bick, co-owner of novelty retailer FredFlare.com, told AOL News that his company has been selling Penis ...

Published: 02/11/11

Bloomberg Apologizes for Crack About 'Inebriated' Irish

By  Mara Gay - AOL News
Bloomberg Apologizes for Crack About 'Inebriated' Irish

New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg has apologized for remarks he made to an Irish-American group stereotyping drunken celebrations on St. Patrick's Day. The mayor, addressing the American Irish Historical Society on Wednesday, quipped that he lives nearby the society offices and is used to seeing inebriated people spilling out of the Manhattan building on St. Patrick's Day. "Normally when I walk by this building there are a bunch of people that are totally inebriated hanging out the window waving," Bloomberg said. "I know, that's a stereotype of the Irish," he went on, as members of the ...

Published: 12/7/10

San Fran Macy's Cans Santa for 'Naughty' Joke

By  John O. Membrino - AOL News
San Fran Macy's Cans Santa for 'Naughty' Joke

(Dec. 7) -- Macy's has fired a veteran Santa Claus at one of its San Francisco stores after a couple complained that a joke he told them was inappropriate. John Toomey, 68, a popular Kris Kringle at the Union Square Macy's for the past 20 years, was told over the weekend that his services would no longer be needed because of objections from an older woman and her husband who visited him, the San Francisco Chronicle reported. "When I ask the older people who sit on my lap if they've been good and they say, 'Yes,' I say, 'Gee, that's too bad,'" Toomey told the newspaper Monday. "Then, if they ...

Published: 06/26/10

Facebook Photo of Baby With Bong Sparks Outrage

By  Lauren Frayer - AOL News
Facebook Photo of Baby With Bong Sparks Outrage

(June 26) -- A Florida mother is being investigated after she posted a photo on Facebook showing her infant son apparently smoking a bong. The photo shows the 11-month-old baby in a diaper, sitting on a carpet with his face leaning over the glass smoking pipe. The baby's 19-year-old mother claims the pipe didn't have tobacco or drugs in it at the time, and that the boy didn't inhale any smoke. She says she posted the photo online as a joke to show one of her friends. Splash News This disturbing photograph showing a baby apparently smoking a bong has sparked a fury. The 11-month-old boy's ...

Published: 01/25/09

Biden Mocks Chief Justice

By  Dave - Politics Daily
Biden Mocks Chief Justice

Typical Biden bad joke: HT to Redstate. I don't know if I would characterize Obama's reaction as "icy" but at the very least he looks distinctly unhappy to be seen next to Biden at this awkward moment. I wouldn't expect to see too many more joint appearances over the next four years. Oh and please, double up the secret service teams for Obama. kthxbai. ...

Published: 02/19/08

McCain: 'Why is Chelsea Clinton So Ugly?'

By  Tommy Christopher - Politics Daily
McCain: 'Why is Chelsea Clinton So Ugly?'

Really, John McCain? You want to ask why someone is ugly? Salon reported the content of the once-taboo knee-slapper, delivered by McCain at a Republican fundraiser in 1998:The fact that McCain had made the tasteless joke was reported in major newspapers, as was the vain attempt by his press secretary to initially deny what McCain had done. But in several major newspapers, the joke itself was kept a secret.Salon feels its readers deserve the unadulterated truth. Though no tape of McCain's quip has yet emerged, this is what he reportedly said: "Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly? Because her father ...

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